Just For Fun

I found this list while blog-hopping a few days ago.  Adapted from here.  Here's some laughs to get you through your mid-week Wednesday!

Universal Truths

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
15. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
17. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
18. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
19. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
20. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
21. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
22. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
23. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

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#4 is awesome, I'd use it all the time.
However, I disagree with #6.  I think learning cursive is an important part of education, and it bothers me that education has gotten so much lazier since I was in school.
#12 is hilarious and just really true. (we're still on DVDs..we're poor and usually behind when it comes to technology.)
Same with #14 and definitely #15.
#21 is my life problem.
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#23 made me laugh outloud.